Six fossilized jurassic specimens have been auditioned off this week with prices reaching up to US$10,000. That’s pretty expensive for some prehistoric shit. But if you read their description provided by I.M Chait Gallery of Beverly Hills, one may be forgiven for thinking they’re almost reluctant to give up their precious poop.
Here’s an example: ‘Enormous and rare corpolite: It boasts a wonderfully even, pale brown-yellow coloring and terrifically detailed texture to the heavily botryoidal surface across the whole of its immense length. The passer of this remarkable object is unknown, but it is nonetheless a highly evocative specimen of unprecedented size, presented in four sections, each with a heavy black marble custom base, an eye-watering 40 inches in length overall‘.
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